MEGAN: Rearrange your name. Josie was a hot name in the 19th century but fell out of favor during the next 100 years. OR I vote for Pedro to get a new fucking name. ANGELA: I read that book about you. PENELOPE: Wife of Odysseus. PAM: No Trans Fats! Security guard replies, Didnt you see the sign? Signed, Annette Bening" OR Huh, so that's how people are spelling "stupid" these days? Spanish for "pretty." by chickentickler December 24, 2013. Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. CHARLIE: Hey, where's your angels? NICHOLAS: Nicholas. JASON: Jason Jason bo-bason banana fanna fo fason fee fi fo you have a very stupid name. Josie and the Pussycats became an animated television series, but it was based on Dan DeCarlo's Archie Comics comic book series of the same name. ELSIE: Anagram: I eels. But your name? Drives a Winnebago. SAM: At least Sam Adams makes beer. Ray: A stupid fucking name. We also appreciate the fact that you have a dumb name. These hilarious pun names are perfect for creating usernames, making prank calls, or sending joke letters. DEAN: If I was the dean of the College of Naming Babies, I would expel your parents. Also, it's mostly stupid. CAROLYN: Your name means, song of happiness. JACKY: Jacky. You've done the impossible. OR Your name is a menace to society. What's this? OR Won't. RONDA: Help me Ronda. RHEA: Rhea Perlman, we miss Cheers. He rushed over 1,600 yards in one season just trying to escape his stupid name. We have alerted the authorities. Call me - (312) 756-0834. Miguel. Pretty damn stupid. The first loser. #1. In the "renaming room." American for purely stupid. MARYANN: Choose one. JENIFER: Someone got lazy when typing up your birth certificate, didn't they? CASSIE: Cassie. Then you makes a stupid necklace out of it. KRIS: Who taught you to spell your name that way? F. U. ELMO: How's it feel to have someone's hand stuck up your butt? PHILLIP: From the Greek 'Philippos', or "Lover of Horses". JAVIER: Jav-i-you ever thought about a name change? You have a stupid name. Josie Name Popularity in the United States: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=2012-02-08%202022-02-08&geo=US&q=Josie ANTHONY: You have the same name as Anthony Weiner. EVELYN: Eve is a stupid name, Lyn is a stupid name, put together: double stupid. A female deer. HENRY: Awesome name for a king. YOUR NAME IS TINY. should not be construed as a substitute for advice from a medical professional or health care provider. The absence of color. Didn't think so. TOMAS: Gimme a T. T! Your parents were high when they named you. SANDY: Bad adjective, even worse noun. JOANNE: Combining two stupid names doesn't make your name any less stupid. OK, yeah, but what's your first name? A name whose stupidity grows for years in your mind until its scintillating idiocy becomes unbearable. Hm, what else? You're all alone. But still a dumb name. BRETT: The Hitman Heart. Did your parents conceive you in a garage? Also, your name. DENIS: You're missing an N there, Dennis. MARIA: Maria! SHAWNA: You spelled your name wrong, Sean-a. BETH: Beth. The Irish are liars. Stupid names. That's not a name. BARRY: Strawbarry, bluebarry, lingonbarry, hatebarry, yourbarry, namebarry. If you're looking for pick-up lines for specific names. Dad: Nice to meet you Jose. OR Mmmm.deep dish pizza. Steveveveveve. New Jersey has recorded the highest search value of 100 in the last ten years among the metro cities in the US. Carly. By the dawn's early light. CYNTHIA: "Cynthia" is a movie starring Elizabeth Taylor. Here are some of the best short and straightforward nicknames for Josie that often uphold the specific behavior or can be considered as per the traits, hobbies, or interests of a child: Steeped in elegance, a vintage name like Josie can sound extremelyjaunty and friendly enough to win the hearts of parents. What do you call a Latino body builder thats out of protein? Much like you. Nothing. LANA: Lana! But in your case, Les is less. SAUL: Better call someone with a better name. He should dance on the grave that should be your name. Nothing bad I can say about that name. BERNARD: You're a saint for having put up with such a stupid name your whole life. MAMIE: Why do you even get out of bed in the morning? MERLIN: You might know magic, but you can't spell a decent name if you tried. MARK: The name Mark originated from the Roman-- ah fuck it, you have a stupid name. Hey thanks! Your MONICA: You probably don't have any Friends. OR Gregory, from the Latin "Gregorious," which stands for "envious of other people's better names.". OR Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirt.". RACHEL: Rachel, a good Biblical name. Hairy. You were conceived on a beach? Justnot in your name. Quit pretending to be something you're not. Jan 5, 2018 - Explore josie liu's board "PJO Puns", followed by 4,633 people on Pinterest. Alone with your stupid name. You know, "Jose, can you see? Try again. 3. A stupid name. Answer: D) Josie, my best friend, always laughed at my jokes. OR Kenny, the name you choose when you want people to take you seriously. SALVADOR: Sorry, Savior, but no one can save you from the stupid name your stupid parents gave you. SETH: Seth. Your only friend. BRIT: Brit. KATELYN: Come back when you're ready to spell your name like a big girl. YVETTE: How can I make fun of your name if I can't pronounce it? OLLIE: Flip. What about 'hose B'? CHRISTINA: Commonly shortened to nonexistence because it is such a stupid name. Exactly. Because it is stupid. JOANNA: 1 name + 1 name does not = good name. ROCCO: Not even cool enough to have a nickelodeon show nAmed after you. VINCENT: Vincent Price was so awesome the name Vincent should have died with him. PATTY: Cake, patty-cake baker's man, bake me a new name so that you can quit walking around sounding like a moron. . JENNA: What, you're too good for Jennifer? Your parents were in a high place when they named you. Just don't cut off my penis. CATHRYN: You spelled Katherine wrong. Your name has the same reaction. RAUL: That's one Raul stupid name you got there. EZRA: You know what's better than Ezra? KELSEY: Old english for "victory ship." Things that Joe bump in the night. How ironic. ANGEL: Named for the being who descended from heaven to convince your mom to give you a shitty name. MELODY: Sing this out loud right now: "my name is dumb." BEATRICE: Aren't you one of the Golden Girls? Terrible name for a human. KRISTIN: This just in, Kristin. RODNEY: Dangerfield. Dane. FREDERIC: Spelled your name wrong, dummy. American for "dude who cleans the showers at a truckstop.". OR Tracey. CLIFTON: Clifton. 537,000. Mind dim. MAURA: You went one letter too far. Larry had the stupidest name. Gary. NATHAN: Nathan, the name given to pedophiles all over the world. Body like a barrel. We appreciate that. ANDRE: No one wants to have dinner with you. ABBY: Abby. LAURA: Translates to victor. Run FORREST. TERRY: Terry, a cloth to clean up sweaty fecal matter. Oh! ERIN: I'm Erin on the side of honesty when I tell you your name is stupid. Does anyone else have fun with name puns/jokes? CLEVELAND: Yeah, right, and my name is "Baltimore.". You are not. Such a freak. JOHNATHON: Saying your name out loud feels like running. OR Sounds like something you'd find in a spongy decaying mass of fecal matter. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. JOSIE: The pussycats agree: Your name is stupid. There's two brothers that work with me at my job. Estonian for "a goat's underbelly.". And your stupid name. DENNIS: Like tennis but with no balls. Ole! ", KATIE: Katie. The number of times I ever want to hear your stupid name. *Your name is stupid*. JONAH: How are you reading this from inside a whale? PRISCILLA: Sounds like a prudish monster terrorizing Tokyo. SELENA: Greek for "moon." Has an ugly face-y. BONNIE: Where's Clyde? Dummy. KARIN: You spelled your name wrong, Karen. A ton of clay. SANDRA: Add a "ra" to the stuff that gets stuck in your vagina and that's your name. Your name is dumb. NAPOLEON: Hope you aren't short. ELISABETH: You spelled your name wrong, Elizabeth. It burns the aureculars. I am having this dispute with my neighbor. JENNY: What, you're too good for Jennifer now? RENA: That just sounds like the female version of a crappy city in Nevada. OR Stella. Lucas. CONNIE: (In a Scottish accent) Connie you get a better name? Drools like he's feral. In fact, sissy. Thanks asshole. I'd like to cheer her up with MARCY: Remember that band Marcy Playground? By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. ARMANDO: The spanish form of Armand. CLEO: My grandparents dog was named Cleo. But not your ugly name. Amazing tap dancer. ROBERTA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Robert.". However, your mom didn't. VIRGINIA: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolfe? MARGUERITE: Where'd you get all those letters? TIMMY: No one wants to tell anyone you fell down a well, since your name is so stupid. WILMA: Eh, it's a living. You gonna name your son FBI? Basically so far they've mainly revolved around the name "Joe". TERESA: An anagram for Ah Trees. Listen, I know you don't have much time, butwaithold onI just wanted to talk to you about. OR Let's be real. QUENTIN: Hey, I have been working on this movie script, will you take a look at it? King of the jungle. DIANN: Here's a ditty. That's really sad. ROBIN: Yeah, right, and my first name is Batman. TIM: Tim. OTTO: Your name spelled backwards is "stupid name.". Her name was too stupid. Your name is stupid. Her undies leak. If that's a name, I'll sell you some ocean front property in Arizona. REUBEN: Your parents were hungry when they named you. Home to Wayne's World. Social Security Administration:https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi CLARENCE: Every time a bell rings an angel reminds us the name Clarence is stupid. That's because you have a stupid name. Australian for "slimy mammalian sack". JANA: Jana bana bobbana banana fanna fo your name is so stupid. RONNIE: knew a kid named Ronnie once. MARIE: Marie Curie died. My Name Is Joe: My Name Is Joe is a 1998 British romantic drama film directed by Ken Loach. OR You were named after a cloth. FELICIA: Ms. Day, so lovely to meet you. RANDALL: Weren't you in that one movie? Time to leave. JEAN: Either you're from the 50s or French. CASSANDRA: In Greek mythology, daughter of King Priam, who was most famous for giving his children stupid names. Cat Pun Names (Pun Names for Cats) 1) Alley 2) Asher 3) Bandit 4) Beaker 5) Boots 6) Buttons 7) Calico 8) Callie 9) Chance 10) Cinnamon 11) Cleo 12) Cocoa 13) Colby 14) Comet 15) Cookie 16) Cupcake 17) Daisy 18) Dash 19) Duchess 20) Frisky 21) Gizmo 22) Gracie 23) Harper 24) Jasper 25) Jellybean 26) Jumper 27) Kitty 28) Lacy Pun Names for Dogs Get your stupid name inside. ERICK: You must be Scandanavian. What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins. STEVE: Steve. I had some friends over my house when my dad came home. HARRY: Not only is your name stupid, but your mom is stupid because she spelled Hairy wrong. Author: punstoppable.com. See more ideas about pjo, percy jackson funny, percy jackson. KARL: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? Your name is stupid. The other'sNoway. Actually, a name for an ethnic group in southeast Burma. And stupid. ANNMARIE: Combining two stupid names just makes your name twice as stupid. Tail grab. NICOLE: In Greek, it means "victorious people", but you already knew that didn't you? JAMES: Q: What do James Madison, James Monroe, and James K. Polk have in common? KELLY: Consult the blue book for the value of your used car. Equals: even stupider name. There you are. 4 0 comment u/CromulentDucky SHERRIE: I'd love a sherry, to drink away my brains and forget how dumb your name is. OR Mayonnaise. AMELIA: German for "industrious" and "fertile." BEVERLY: Great name for a set of hills. AARON: An extra A, to match your extra chromasome. Part of the below was used to build our pick-up line detector which prevents Patook users from flirting with one another. Ginger, the stupidest of names. FORREST: Can't see you for the trees. HARVEY: I'm not entirely sure your name exists, Harvey. HELENE: You just had to muck it up with that extra E, didn't ya? I used one of those lines and ended up hooking up with a girl from Adult . KIM: Just leave. STACI: You spelled your name wrong, Stacey. Help help me, Ronda. DREW: Short for "my parents drew a blank when trying to give me a good name.". We didn't think you would, but hey, you did! MARTHA: POTUS goes to Martha's Vineyard every year to escape the lame quality of your name. The SSA's 2021 reports showed that Josie was the 130th most popular girl's name. Heres the, Top results: Best warlock name WoW Classic Blizzard Forums Author: us.forums.blizzard.com Date Published: 13/01/2022 Ratings: 1.05 Highest Ratings: 5 Lowest Ratings: 1 Excerpt: 1 thg 10, 2019 Whats the best/funniest warlock name youve come across? SAMMY: Try spelling your name like a big boy. PHIL: Three fourths of your name are consonants. You gonna name your son FBI? JACOB: In Portuguese, your name is IAGO. NEIL: What do Neil Young, Neil Diamond, and Neil Armstrong all have in common? Not. Chan. Nor should anyone have a name as bad as yours. HARRISON: Harrison. How about now. Your name is heartbreakingly stupid. DOLLY: You should buy one. From your stupid name! ALEXANDRA: The feminine version of the name "I don't care what your name is." ALEXIS: Alexis a stupid name. SHELIA: Sh-yearight. ", You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot? JANICE: Stupid. JACK: Your name is a verb. Not as interesting as Terry. Your name will never live up to him. HUGH: Hugh have the ugliest damn name I've ever heard. It still stucks, but takes less time to write. For example; "If Joe (1) and Joe (2) fall in love, are they Jomosexuals?" "If Joe were a Pokmon trainer, would he be from the Johto league?" "If two Joes got into a fight, would it he a Joedown?" Basically so far they've mainly revolved around the name "Joe". MARCIA: MAR C.I.A - Your name is a code word that will destroy the modern government. So dizzy. Then sail away so your name is never heard again. Walks with a peg. Notable persons with the name Joe include: Joe Alexander (born 1986), American-Israeli . Doesn't matter. Spelling a stupid name. What a stupid name you have! FRANCIS: France is a country, not a name. LEWIS: Where's Clark? KAREN: Karen. I can't begin to tell you how stupid that is. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" You fooled me. The movie is about a sickly girl who finds an outlet in music. Your last name, no five. Pick one. KRISTINE: Too good for a "ch", huh? EARNEST: I earnestly believe you have a stupid name. RICKY: Tricky Ricky was slipped a Micky and woke up with a new name that was better suited for him and his poor lifestyle choices. DEON: Deon. Please don't take him just because you can. HAROLD: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? Hated him, and his name. Tweet. RAQUEL: I think I had your poster on my wall once. OR You ought to Russell up a less stupid name for yourself. BELINDA: Yes. A consistent search value of over 40 has been recorded on interest for the name Josie reaching 100 in Jan 2015. LUCY: Reminds me of that Beatles song, "You Have Such a Stupid Name.". Your stupid name. Short for "Tomorrow I am going to change my stupid name!". Both stupid. DELORES: Claiborne. Let's keep it that way. This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. Privacy Policy. The Kremling Krew? Heal yourself. DARLA: Darla, the drunken way to say "darling.". This is Bill Murray. Smells like mucous. JERRY: Not as noble as Larry. TARA: Let me guess. Uncle! MEAGAN: You accidentally added a second A to your name. JACKLYN: You spelled Jacqueline wrong. "The Outlaw Josey Wales" - 1976 film. BERYL: of monkeys. ISAAC: Where'd you get that extra A, the Stupid Store? Josie and the Pussycats was an all-girl pop . OR Yeah, and my name is "Phantom of the Opera.". Here's a plan: get a new name. Think about it. Short for "Additional brain cells needed.". JAYNE: Where'd you get that Y, the Stupid Store? Named her Sadie. CRAIG: The name Craig came from the Scottish word for "man who lives by rocks," which is neat since the name is as dumb as rocks. Both stupid. Everyone with their hand in the air has a stupid name.

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