Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. I'm tired. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). Obviously not. Based. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? That just sounds nifty! SoundCloud may request cookies to be set on your device. Now I do. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. I rule the Internet! I'm bored. EryeahI'm back. Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. | 4.13 KB, JSON | If that happens, then no one will read this. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. I hate Math. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. Cheese is watching. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? We're not sure. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. Seeya! Bye! Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! Jul 2. Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. AhhhI see your confusion! We slept. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! There was a sample essay online. Gambling is so much fun! Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. Ooooothats a great idea! If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Oh, yeah! If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned . That makes complete and total sense! So am I. No? Yes. Explore the latest videos from hashtags: #yourbubblegum . Today we had a "family outing." It would make no sense. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Now who's the crazy one? Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. I bet it does. Are you surprised? This audio clip has been played 601 times and has been liked 10 times. Hey, I'm back again! I get done at 9:15. With a shake, the future is revealed! I salute those people. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? *sighs dramatically* I'm back. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. Ain't it nifty? But people buy name brands. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. I hope not. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Neo is told that he has two choices. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Bubble sound. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? Would it be called DIS? So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Does it even matter? Just "imagine" I have more!? I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. Cookie Notice Kennedy?" I need to find a topic. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. That's is just so extremly creepy. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. Today was Halloween. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Cookie Notice Untill such time that I have more. I'm back. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. You beta losers better start acting like real men. Sometimes I just do this, you know? It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? It was pretty good. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. Are you tired. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! NOTHING! *sigh* My dogs are just weird. You give to me? It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. That's talent. Yes. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." Did you understand that? Why, you ask? Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. I'm back. I'm going. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. 42 min ago That's funny!!!! Would it vary? Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Why can't I? WAIDAMINIT!! 453 points 8 comments. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. Nor can I find it on any search engines. So, predictably, here I am. But that is false! JSON | This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. Yes. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. And I promise not to force you to live when you would rather die. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. Okay, better leave. No? We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Thank-you for your time. It was fairly fun. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone . This is a test, I repeat only a test. I can't think of anything!? The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. Oh, well. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. aSk anybody. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. I hate irony. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. I'm gonna go hug a moose. Anyway, I'm gonna go. A good one. You don't know either? You are deviousI give you that. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. Bubble spots Link. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! I would be. I SEE YOUR GAME! (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I heard something and turned around, and there he was! I only signed up for a semester. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Privacy Policy. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. Bubble butt. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! A complete and total degregation of our societies values. I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? I gave up in exasperation. Yes, that's right. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Well, too bad! Oh, who am I kidding. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. "a pokemon game. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. Then I completly understand. shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone post malone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown mega phone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progenstarone mountain anemone boan groan allophone cyclacone ankle bone leave me alone Tik tok knock knock 12 O'clock Plug walk millie Rock nighthawk pea cock Moon walk engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock Jay walk chalk walk hawk squak electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in the crack kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack smack hack tac quak quak flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap handicap weather map airwhack back lap handicap weather map air sac comeback halfback knickknack padywhack give yo dog a bone snack bounce back hatchback look back macaque Pat back unstack clack similac megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet the girl on the main street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat meat eat athlete back seat blow doe flow borrow elbovw combo grow glow joe hoe snow throw willow audio gizmo show micro metro tobacco tornado torpedo free throw John Doe slow borrow torso templo woe cargo strow know the beau looking splatoon ass up, Scan this QR code to download the app now. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. You know you want to! We got there, we ate. Hmmmmintersting. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". I'm back! I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. How do you stop them? Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. She HATES and FEARS it. yeah. Guess what I wanna do. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? Seeya. and our It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. It'd be cool. I am going to start a protest group. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. Okay. Obviously, you know this. I'm back. Spooky, huh? I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! When is it MYturn? Oh, well. Alrighty then. That's why it MUST be EVIL! TACO is still in my heart. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). This would lead to a better, more stable economy. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. Maybe. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". I see. I thought it was sadand normal. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. *g8ggles* bye. And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! See? I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. Who am I kidding. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. Sometimes I crack myself up. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! Which fits the motif of the rest of the site.

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